Tables can kill...Always be aware.

Don't even Think about sitting on that chair!

Monstrous Furniture, all around,

Will grind you into crispy hashbrowns.

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The computer? The Keyboard? No one knows.

Until it's bitten you somewhere between your toes.

Monstrous Furniture, nasty things,

Hear the contented microwave's dings.

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The TV will try to eat your hand,

Your remote control may think your finger tastes bland.

Monstrous furniture, What a horror!

Here they come, crawling across the floor!